incoloredglass: (artisan. courtesan.)
Meirion Laura Spire ([personal profile] incoloredglass) wrote in [community profile] solarium2016-04-29 09:35 pm

❝and besides in the mean, mean time❞

["Attention, attention; we will be continuing momentarily with the orbital pattern of Jupiter's moons, but first we will be welcoming a new student to our class. Please allow Mr. Sly to find a seat. Come along, don't dawdle, please."]





...oh, you've got to be joking.

["Mr. Sly, you have a substantial amount of work to catch up on and that includes all previous assignments. I will provide you with a list and assign you a tutor to assist your work. ...Miss Spire, you will help Mr. Sly with the relevant material."]


WHAT.

Um, Professor, I don't think I'm--

["You are and you will. We have a great deal to cover and need to move on. If everyone will open up their star charts..."]